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I forgot about this. Hi.
the-marke replied to your post: I had a dream last night that I taught my dog to…
That your dog will never be allowed to have his own car. He’s obviously irresponsible and uninsurable. (Unless squirrels did a drive-by, then he was clearly in the right)
timewillrealign replied to your post: I had a dream last night that I taught my dog to…
That your dog is a bad-ass?
shiraselko replied to your post: I had a dream last night that I taught my dog to…
That your dog is fucking awesome, probably.
You guys are right on all counts. My dog is so badass that he rolls down the car window when he needs fresh air. I’ll have to post a video of his trick routine sometime. Until then take this awesome photo montage of him instead.
I had a dream last night that I taught my dog to drive my blue two-door stick-shift Honda Civic, and he did a donut, did a burnout, and sped away. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?
I love that this is an actual thing. God bless the Spanish language.
Fact: If you put a tiny handle on something, I will attempt to use it. Every time.
Mornin’.
I went to my state convention today. So many hungover court reporters in one place.
Oh, and I won a $500 scholarship for a kickass essay I wrote. Go me.
Celeb lookalike? I’ve been told that I look like Julia Stiles before. So I’ve got that going for me.
I took a 210 word per minute test today that I think I passed, and now I’m obsessively checking my email to see if the results are in. Then I see a new message notification, and then it turns out to be from ebay.
Now I’m sitting down to watch a DVR’d Jeopardy with a drink in hand.
See, I told you I was boring.
Hey tumblr, sorry I haven’t been around lately. It’s not you it’s me. I’ve been stressed and boring lately.
Anyway, you think my boyfriend’s trying to tell me something? Bloodoms up!
truthful tuesday, present, past, and future
Buzzed, blazed, and full right now.
I cracked my head open when I was 3 or so while swinging on velvet ropes at a mall in Canada. That explains a lot.
Sometimes I think I’m afraid to succeed.
